15/07/09

Pebbles, Vol. 15

1. Unconventional solutions to conventional concerns about immigration

2. Humorous round-ups of the Spanish and German football seasons (both links in English)

3. With companies like this, no wonder they have a mortgage crisis in the USA

4. "That is the crux: most homosexuals apparently do not desire a cure. A generation ago, the view that homosexuality should be treated not as a vice but as a disease was considered progressive." A 1966 Time article on homosexuals and homosexuality. (Pointer)

5. Choice anomalies outside the lab: Another one bites the dust. (Here's a short overview and discussion of the topic more generally in Science.)

6. Reasoning anomalies inside the lab: Conjunction fallacy? "Like most experimental studies of individual decision-making in the face of risk and uncertainty, the findings of Kahneman and Tversky indicate systematic errors committed by individuals acting in isolation and without monetary incentives, which is seldom the case in real life": Revisiting the Linda-the-bank-teller problem (pointer).

12/07/09

Words Wanted

1. A Dutch colleague of mine, with whom I sometimes spoke in German, but mostly in English, once asked me (and I don't remember about which language): "What's it called when you use an exaggerated example to make a point very clear?" To illustrate what I think he meant, a girlfriend once told me that she really liked a shirt of mine, except for the buttons, to which I replied that that's like saying that Hitler would have been alright if it hadn't been for the concentration camps and the war and the dictatorship. Apparently the Dutch have a word for this.

2. There should be a word for the tendency to assume others are like oneself combined with wishful thinking. I was reminded of this when reading this, from a US citizen apparently fed up with immigration into his native country:
We are going to have mass deportations and a total immigration timeout in this country beginning in 2011-2012 due to massive civil unrest and extreme discontent throughout the land.
(By the way, pending decent operationalizations of "mass deportations", "massive civil unrest" and "extreme discontent", I'm willing to bet against this prediction.)

I'm pretty sure there are no words for both of these in German and have never come across any in English. Anyone?

Transformers 2: Apparently Not Quiet Quality

Matthew Baldwin of Defective Yeti in general, and The Bad Review Revue in particular, should be posting this, but as he's busy reading Infinite Jest and the updates on his blog have been pretty infrequent recently I thought I'd fill in for him.

So. It seems not everybody loved Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

"Big, loud and definitely not clever, it's a giant, lumbering idiot of a movie that, were it not for all the explosions, would send the most devoted action fans to sleep." - David Edwards, Daily Mirror

"Despite the story being simple to the point of idiocy, it's impossible for any carbon-based lifeform to follow. That's because virtually all the dialogue is inaudible." - Chris Tokey, Daily Mail

"[L]ike watching paint dry while getting hit over the head with a frying pan." - Peter Bradshaw, The Guardian

"If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination." - Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

"Not wishing to overstate the case, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the pretentious, nonsensical, sexist, jingoistic, militaristic, CGI-dependent, product-placement-packed, hectically edited, punishingly loud, wearyingly long, eye-wateringly expensive, and, I predict, phenomenally profitable exemplar of everything that is most repulsive about Hollywood today." - Nicholas Barber, The Independent

"At an inexplicable 2 1/2 hours, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is subscribing to the institutionalized conclusion that Americans don't care what you feed them, as long as the portions are dangling off the plate." - John Anderson, Washington Post

08/07/09

Cognitive Psychology in Socio-technological Context. Oooo!

This has often happened during the last two years or so: I think of something, forget about it or don't, and a few days later it pops up in a blogpost. I didn't have similar experiences nearly as often when my information diet was still blog-free. This isn't too surprising: Blogs make the diet diverse for two reasons: There are many small morsels instead of big chunks, which means that (a) more topics will be covered for simple statistical reasons and (b) I find the time to read about stuff I don't consider a core interest of mine. An interesting little effect.

(This is not accompanied by an inability to focus on long stuff: The Murakami novel I'm currently reading has 767 pages. I'm about a third through and have no problem whatsoever sticking with it. Best of both worlds, baby!)

Case in point: A few days ago I remembered the trailer shows a local cinema sometimes did. They'd show you nothing but ninety minutes of trailers in a row. Incredible: Cuts piled on cuts piled on cuts and a completely new "film" every three minutes or so. If things went really well you'd have an out-of-body experience.

I miss those.

Then Jason Kottke links to a list of the 50 greatest trailers of all time.

It's not the same as the trailer shows, though. You have to click on a title and click again to start the trailer and so there's much too much activity and too many interruptions and no out-of-body experience is forthcoming. If you know of a good DVD with only trailers on it played one after the other, let me know. (A trip to amazon.de yielded nothing of interest.)

As for the list, I have yet to see most of them, but I'll complain anyway: No. 2 is extremely boring and no. 10 should probably be no. 1 and... Anyway, here's no. 7, which I really like:



P.S.: If you like trailers, you might also like Trailers from Hell.

P.P.S.: An earlier post featuring the real and a fake trailer for The Shining.

P.P.P.S.: The short album Trailer by the band Ash is very good.

05/07/09

2x2 Views on Conversations

1: In groups of three it happens that two people start talking about a topic knowing that the third person is not interested in and has nothing to contribute to it. Some people think this is rude and it is hence o.k. if the third person complains about it (A). Other people think it's o.k. and it is rude if the third person complains about it (B).

2: When a first person tells a second person about a serious personal problem that s/he has and that not a lot can be done about, sometimes the second person will tell the first about having been in a similar situation, what s/he felt about that, etc. Some people think this is a welcome attempt by the second person to relate to the first person's problem, show her/him s/he's not alone, etc. (A). Other people think this is a sign that the second person is self-centred, shows no real interest in the first person's well-being, etc. (B).

You can consider this a pitfall warning.

Hypothesis (i.e., blatant generalization of casual observations in conjunction with the use of stereotypes): In both cases, the female-to-male ratio will be above 1 in group A and below 1 in group B.

04/07/09

Fiery Elephants

It seems this is authors making asses of themselves week (see here and here and follow the links) and here I am, re-reading Nick Hornby's The Complete Polysyllabic Spree (see an earlier post) and come across this gem, Hornby reviewing "Like a Fiery Elephant, Jonathan Coe's brilliant biography of B. S. Johnson," an obscure British experimental novelist, who complained quite a bit "to publishers, or agents, or even printers" (106-07):
'In reviewing my novel Albert Angelo, the Sunday Times described me as "one of the best writers we've got," and the Irish Times called the book "a masterpiece" and put me in the same class as Joyce and Beckett,' he wrote to Allen Lane, the founder of Penguin, demanding to know why he wasn't interested in paperback rights. 'The Sunday Times called me "one of the best writers we've got," and the Irish Times called the book a masterpiece and put me in the same class as James Joyce and Samuel Beckett,' he wrote to his foreign-rights agent, demanding to know why there had been no Italian publication of his first novel. 'You ignorant unliterary Americans make me puke,' he wrote to Thomas Wallace of Holt, Rinehart and Winston, Inc. after Wallace had turned him down. [...] 'For your information, Albert Angelo was reviewed by the Sunday Times as by "one of the best writers we've got" and the Irish Times called the book a masterpiece and put me in the same class as Joyce and Beckett.' And then, finally and gloriously:
. . . The Sunday Times called me 'one of the best writers we've got,' and the Irish Times called the book a masterpiece, and compared me with Joyce and Beckett.

However, it seems that I am to be denied the opportunity of a most profound and enormous experience: of being present with my wife Virginia when our first child is born at your hospial on or about July 24th . . .
This last letter was to the Chief Obstetrician of St Bartholomew's Hospital in London, after Johnson had discovered that it was not the hospital's policy to allow fathers to attend a birth. [...] In the end, it's just another variation on 'Don't you know who I am?' - which in Johnson's case was an even more unfortunate question than it normally is.
What a pity he lived before the time of e-mail. Otherwise he may have wanted to consider this lovely application.

Forget about Kubrick

This is a film I must see (NSFW/contains violence):



HT: Michael Blowhard

03/07/09

Is It Just Me? The Design of Newspapers' Webpages

There is a reason I have a tag called "Things I Don't Understand". One of them is the design of the Guardian's home page:


Let's count: There are one, two, three columns of new items to pick from, plus one on the right hand side with permanent items that someone who comes looking for news will disregard. This page asks your eyes to scroll in two dimensions, more or less simultaneously: Top-bottom and left-right. I don't know about your eyes, but mine don't want to.

This task would be made a little easier if the various columns were horizontally aligned, but they're not. To see what I mean, consider this example from the Guardian football main page:


Here, the pictures towards the right hand side of the screen (e.g., "Friday's quiz") and the green lines to their left are aligned, so jumping back and forth between the columns is made a little easier. (By the way, I think that the alignment is purely by coincidence, but that doesn't matter for the sake of illustration.)

Can you do worse than that? Certainly! Here's how the world's leading newspaper presents itself on the web:


The first thing to notice is that this just looks plain shite in a cheap way. More importantly, this page gives us one column of permanent categories on the left and then four columns of regularly updated stuff: two columns of news and two "opinion" columns in the top right corner. What's more, the rightmost column is broken up into three subcolumns (if that's the right word) in the "Markets" box (below the picture of the watch). Pictures are sprayed across the screen in a chaotic fashion. Is it too much to say that this is an assault on the human brain?

When we scroll down, the New York Times treats us to this:


Almost incredibly, it seems nobody had the good sense to at least have the columns at the top of the screenshot (the ones with the photos) align with the ones at the bottom. And in those sections, it would have been easy, for example, to let the "Technology" and "U.S." columns start at the same height. Either you could simply (shock, horror!) leave some blank space or you could restrict the length of the various headlines/links (e.g., three headlines in each section, each of which is two rows long). Also note that the three icons in the left hand column all advertise services by the NYT itself, but the designs are pretty different, which adds to the nervousness of the page.

It's fitting that this is at the bottom of the page: It reminds me of people's basements.

Does it have to be that way? Nope. Here's Germany's most popular webpage, Spiegel Online:


First off, it must be noted that this page looks even a little less nervous than usual because most days there is large-scale (and usually very colourful) advertising in the right-hand space which is white in this screenshot. Even so, there is the exactly right number of columns presenting the major news which most visitors are interested in: one. This means that your eyes only have to navigate in the top-bottom direction. As an aside, it's another nice feature of this site that under the main news items (displayed at the top of the page, which this screenshot shows) there are links to a number of recent related articles for those looking for a little more depth on the issue. This changes further down when you simply get lists of news items in categories - in this shot gossip ("Panorama"), politics ("Politik") and sports (you've guessed it: "Sport"):


Almost a model of clarity, no?

As you may have guessed by now, I prefer Spiegel online's design to the NYT's. A more interesting question, though, is why the NYT presents such a chaotic page. Here are two interesting numbers: I counted 65 links on the first of the NYT screenshots reproduced above and only 14 in the first Spiegel Online reproduction (in both case counting two links to the same URL as one). One way of interpreting this is that the NYT page is made for people who are extremely adverse to scrolling down. A related one is that the page seems to be designed for attention markets in which people will leave your page if they don't find anything to their liking right away (without scrolling down). However, I submit that while the number of links noticed increases with the number of links displayed, the increase is not proportional. That should especially be a concern if your page looks as chaotic as the NYT's. In other words, I don't see an excuse for displaying the links in such a chaotic manner.

Something which is much harder to measure is whether the trashy look of their web pages - not newspapers' main sources of income - hurts the perception of the NYT and, to a lesser extent, the Guardian as quality newspapers.

Views, explanations? Comments on this post are especially welcome.

Related link: Back in 2004, Michael Blowhard had similar complaints about the design of magazines' tables of contents.

Around the Blogs, Vol. 23: In Which I Finally Manage to Empty out My "Around the Blogs" Folder

1. The case against antitrust laws: Monopoly as an innovation driver.

2. Andrew Gelman's directory for, to or of posts about "methods and concepts related to statistics that are not as well known as they should be". If you're into methods & statistics (i.e., pretty much all of you), this will be a valuable place to go. Contains "The Secret Weapon" and "The Taxonomy of Confusion".

3.-4. Two blogs for the low-brow procrastinator: Awful Library Books (pointer), Awkward Family Photos.

5. And one that's a little more high-brow: "The right shoulder tattoo [...] is a 3D perspective abstract view of a gaussian photon, a 'particle of light,' the red vertical undulations represent the electric field, the black horizontal undulations the magnetic field." The blog of science tatoos.

6. At what point in their lives do people become more concerned about their future?

7. Good post title. I wonder whether he's seen all those, though. Not that that's the point.

8. Darwin's views on evolution summarized and assessed: One, two (the latter of which I haven't read yet, but I bet it's interesting).

9. "The two most overused chord progressions in pop music today". Contains fun video as proof.

02/07/09

Ten Great Songs from 1994

1. The Cranberries: No Need to Argue What's great about this song's our-love-is-over lyrics is their mediocrity: "And I remember all the things we once shared." What might that be? "Watching TV movies on the living room armchair." Brilliant! Hundreds of thousands of people could have come up with that exact same thought. At the same time it highlights the fact that pretty much everything is fun if you're doing it with someone you're madly in love with. Am I making myself clear? I think not.

2. Lard: Forkboy

3. Nine Inch Nails: Burn The ideal song to get yourself fired up by before taking a gun and judging everybody in your school. The Church of Rationality, obviously, does not condone that kind of behaviour. Still a great song, though.

4. Die Sterne: Nüchtern

5. Bob Dylan: You Belong to Me According to Wikipedia, this version of the song, which was originally recorded by one Sue Thompson in 1952, "was recorded by Bob Dylan for the 1992 album Good as I Been to You but was eventually left off as an outtake, the recording only surfacing two years later in the soundtrack for the 1994 movie Natural Born Killers" (hence the voiceovers by Juliette Lewis and Woody Harrelson towards the end). This was an outtake? How good will the album be? Well, I've listened to the first two tracks and I'm less than impressed. We'll see about the rest.

6. Die Regierung: Natalie sagt From the tracklist of the Unten album: "5. Natalie sagt 6. Charlotte 7. Corinna 8. Nicole." Well, I guess singer Tilman Rossmy's womanizer image has got to come from somewhere. (Warning: There's also another band called Die Regierung, and they're crap.)

7. The Cardigans: Sick & Tired An underused trick in pop music: Set really bitter lyrics to really happy-go-lucky music.

8. Ash: Petrol A trick not underused in rock music: Silent-loud. Used to great effect here.

9. Weezer: Only in Dreams Ash play (or used to play) this song live. I've heard a few recordings. Someone should tell them getting the notes right isn't enough.

10. Oasis: Live Forever


As usual, you can use the player below, but some songs are going to be faded out after half a minute. Alternatively, go here and click on the "play" icon next to the first song.


Evolutionalry Psychology, Womens' Mag Style

You know how pregnant women get moody? Evolution made that so in order to prepare men for living with someone who is even more moody. Evolution came up with that device to reduce the number of infant killings. Pretty clever of evolution, eh?

29/06/09

The Older Paper: The Epistemology of the Dead Parrot Sketch

Anthony Greenwald's 2004 article "The Resting Parrot, the Dessert Stomach, and Other Perfectly Defensible Theories" (low-quality pdf) is a rare case of a readworthy contribution to a Festschrift. Greenwald laments the existence of endless theoretical debates in psychology which aren't as easily resolved as the methods textbook would have you believe. I'll try to give you the gist of it by means of quotation:
A common property of many long-unresolved theoretical debates in psychology is the flexibility of the competing theories: They are readily modified to accommodate unanticipated findings. Although theory modification is essential to scientific progress, repeated modifications can make contending theories effectively interchangeable, in turn making their competition illusory. Because theory competitions can be either sustained or resolved by voluntary actions of researcherltheorists, there is no way, beyond generalizing from the past, to predict that a specific theory competition will be sustained in illusory fashion.

[...]

If competition among theories is a good way of doing science, we should expect theoretical controversies to have a short life expectancy. When a controversy occurs, we should expect that experiments designed to choose among the theories will resolve the controversy within perhaps a few years. It is therefore informative to examine the life expectancy of theoretical controversies.
Philosophy of science doesn't help, Greenwald says:
[C]onsider a theoretical controversy that has recently occupied the time and attention of astronomers: Is the astronomical object Pluto a planet or is it a large comet? Regardless of any conclusion that philosophy of science might reach about the possibility of resolving this debate, astronomers have it in their power to prolong the debate endlessly, just as it is possible for them to achieve a speedy resolution. More generally, it is always an option for researchers either to prolong or to resolve any competition between theories. As a result, working scientists effectively make the philosophers' analyses irre1evant.
In a footnote he adds:
At the Festschrift conference, I showed a video recording of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch"(Chapman, Monty Python, 1969/1989) to illustrate the opportunities that exist for optionally prolonging theoretical debates. In that episode, a customer returns a parrot to the pet shop from which he recently purchased it and presents the pet shop owner with the complaint (theory) that the parrot is now dead and was indeed dead at the time of purchase. The pet shop owner presents and defends several alternative views, especially (and repeatedly) the theory that the parrot is resting (providing part of the title of this chapter). In this inspired and hilarious piece of comedy, the shop owner's persistent and imaginative refutations of the dead parrot theory illustrate the possibility of prolonging a theoretical debate indefinitely by defending alternative interpretations even in the presence of compelling data.
You may have seen that sketch before, but here it is anyway (partial transcript):



It's a nice sketch, but Greenwald's interpretation strikes me as exactly wrong. Let's have a closer look:

1. The customer advances the hypothesis that the parrot is dead, which is in line with the observation that the parrot is lying on the cage's base and isn't moving.

2. The shopkeeper advances the alternative hypothesis that the bird is "resting". (I'm fairly sure that parrots actually don't lie down to rest, but let's overlook this.)

3. The customer proposes to test the hypothesis: "If it's resting, I'll wake him up."

4. He proceeds to do so. The result of the test is in line with the hypothesis that the parrot is dead and not with the alternative that it's resting.

5. The same is true of alternative methods, such as shaking the parrot and throwing it onto the floor.

6. In quick succession, the shopkeeper then proposes alternative hypotheses (e.g., "it's stunned"), which are not in line with the data already gathered. To call this a degenerating research programme would be kind.

7. Moreover, the customer calls attention to the fact that data in line with the view that the "dead" hypothesis is wrong were fabricated: "I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there."

8. In the end, even the shopkeeper admits the customer's hypothesis was correct ("I'd better replace it").

Yes, the shopkeeper does propose "alternative interpretations even in the presence of compelling data", but the whole premise of the sketch is that those hypotheses are wrong - and we assume the shopkeeper himself knows this full well. Much of the comedy derives from the stupidity of the shopkeeper's excuses. Analogous hypotheses wouldn't fly in any scientific community.

If you teach introductory methods or whatever it's called at your place, you may want to use the "Dead Parrot Sketch" as an illustration of how hypothesis testing works, instead of how it doesn't.

28/06/09

Around the Blogs, Vol. 22: Resarch & Teaching Edition

Could other bloggers please stop producing so much quality work? This is the third Around the Blogs post in less than a fortnight, and my folder isn't empty yet. Geez!

1. "[O]ne of the panel members told me that smoking tobacco through a hookah is something like 10 times worse than smoking a cigarette. [...] Then this guy across the table from me spoke up and said that he knew somebody who was 80 years old, had been smoking with a hookah all his life and was none the worse from it." Andrew Gelman fondly recalls his time as a member of an NIH grant review panel.

2. How to do self-experimentation: Seth Roberts' textpost.

3. Sociologist Fabio Rojas provides a short history/taxonomy of economics. A related post of mine is here.

4. Political scientist Henry Farrell has his own take on sociology and economics/rational choice: "[A] lot of ink, pixels and time and attention could be saved if only a bunch of senior sociologists came together, articulated the Standard Eight Point Critique of Rational Choice and All Its Ways, and agreed by fiat that all future articles could incorporate this critique via citation." Indeed.

5. "Great Moments in Course Evaluations", from Jeremy Freese. The only problem I have with this post is that the title is misleading: It features only one great moment in course evaluations. Really, shouldn't there be one central blog where people can send in the best of their evaluations, just like there is a blog where you can send your photos of the misuse modern use of quotation marks (thanks, anon)? Somebody else please set it up!

(Pointer for #4 from Tyler Cowen)

27/06/09

Music History Morsel

From an article by Steve Sailer:
The Sugarhill Gang’s lyrics might sound dorky now—“Me, my crew, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet”—but the group actually coined the line, “Throw your hands up in the air, and wave them around like you just don’t care,” which has been repeated ad nauseam by hip-hop artists for the past three decades.
I wasn't aware of that, but it's right there in their 1979 hit "Rapper's Delight". The article also contains an explanation of stagnation in pop music. A post of mine about innovation in the arts is here.

25/06/09

Interdisciplinary Post: Psychology/Economics Hypothesis of the Day

Folk psychological taxonomies know of a type of person that never gets anything done because s/he's always daydreaming. This is seen as a problem. In the words of the Everly Brothers: "Only trouble is, gee whiz/I'm dreaming my life away". The common view on this phenomenon is that these people are more or less incapable of getting stuff, such as a proper career, done. Here's an alternative/supplementary view: For accomplished dreamers, the opportunity costs of not getting stuff done are low. If you're really good at phantasizing about being rich, why take the trouble and slave away all day to make it to the top?

24/06/09

A New Linguistic Phenomenon?

It is not uncommon for words to change their meaning. But I had never heard of punctuation marks changing their meaning. This is currently happening in German-speaking countries. As in English, inverted commas have always been used to denote a) a quotation or b) the writer distancing him-/herself from an expression, which might be because i) the author is not that happy with the metaphor s/he managed to come up with or ii) s/he wants to denote that the term used is deemed appropriate by others but not him/her ("Yeah, he 'works' 60 hours a week, but his 'work' actually consists of sitting in front of a computer.").

Now we see inverted commas used in a new way. A sign outside a flower shop near my place says:
Bitte "keine" Selbstbedienung!

["No" self-service, please!]
Here, and in many other places, inverted commas are used to denote emphasis. In the example, the co-existence of this usage with usage ii) above makes the message a little more ambiguous than was presumably intended. The coexistence of these two usages can also lead to outright unintentionally comic messages, for example when
"Frische" Fische

["Fresh" Fish]
are advertised.

This development is a bit puzzling, as there are already well-established means of emphasizing, such as underlining. If I were in a gloomy mood, I could develop this into an essay about how SHOUTING, in its various forms, is all too common in this society, but I won't.

If anyone knows of other cases of punctuation marks changing their meaning, please let me know. Extra points for knowing a technical term that describes this.

Die Chinesisch-Eltern

Aus einem Artikel in der Süddeutschen* (nicht online):
Wir hatten ein Jahr lang ein Au-pair-Mädchen. Zuzanna, genannt Susi, aus Tschechien. Sehr nett. Freunde fragten, warum denn nur aus Tschechien? Die kommenden Sprachräume seien Indien oder China. Das hatten wir nicht bedacht. Wir wussten nicht, das ein chinesisches Au-pair für unsere Kinder einen entscheinden Wettbewerbsvorteil darstellen kann. Die Globalisierung schläft nicht. Die Eltern versammeln sich regelmäßig, um die Entwicklung ihrer Kinder unter Globalisierungsaspekten zu besprechen.
Häufig liest man in der Presse Artikel von jungen Eltern, welche z. B., wie im oben zitierten Text, Bilanz ziehen, nachdem ihr Kind vier Jahre lang die Grundschule besucht hat. Ob Stern, Zeit oder Süddeutsche - der Leser kann sich darauf verlassen, dass in dem Artikel abschätzig derjenige Typus Eltern erwähnt wird, den man in Anlehnung an obiges Zitat die Chinesisch-Eltern nennen könnte. Niemals habe ich einen Artikel gefunden, in dem ein Vater oder eine Mutter argumentiert, dass es für den jetzt noch jungen Nachwuchs später einmal von großem Vorteil sein werde, bereits als Kind Chinesisch gelernt zu haben - eine Position übrigens, die ja so absurd nun nicht ist. Die Chinesisch-Eltern scheinen in Deutschlands Presse nur in der dritten Person zu existieren.

Ich bezweifle nicht, dass es diese Leute gibt. Träfe ich solche Personen, würde ich gern meine Meinung in das Gespräch einfließen lassen, dass es sich bei Kindern nicht bloß um Potentiale, sondern bereits um vollwertige Menschen handelt; Menschen obendrein, die sehr leicht unglücklich zu machen sind. Jedoch scheint die Häufigkeit, mit der die Chinesisch-Eltern in deutschen Zeitungsartikeln auftauchen in keinem Verhältnis zu stehen zu ihrem Auftreten in der Wirklichkeit. So kann man sagen, dass sie im kollektiven Bewusstsein den Platz des klassischen Spießers eingenommen habe, der abends beim Bier, unter der Darstellung eines röhrenden Hirsches sitzend, gegen Studenten und Ausländer wettert. Diese Menschen gab es bekanntlich auch, und es war grundsätzlich keineswegs falsch, gegen sie zu sein. Die Funktion der Figur des Spießers wie auch der der Chinesisch-Mutter oder des Chinesisch-Vaters scheint jedoch hauptsächlich zu sein, dass der Leser sich ohne größeren Aufwand überlegen fühlen darf. Das finde ich etwas billig.

*Gerhard Matzig: "Am Start: Vier Jahre lang Grundschule im staatlich apokalytischen bildungssystem, vier Jahre Zittern und Bangen und Hoffen: eine Bilanz", Süddeutsche Zeitung, 16./17. Mai 2009: S. V2/1

23/06/09

Around the Blogs, Vol. 21, Bookish Edition

1. The sixteen first rules of fiction

2. Based on this, I'll venture the guess that Richard Cohen has read some of another Richard's short prose.

3. The antilibrary

(As usual, this isn't a ranking or some such thing; it's just that I like numbered lists. In case anyone has ever wondered, no, I have never been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, nor do I plan to. Come to think of it, I'm not sure the condition is available in Germany.)

22/06/09

Ten Great Songs from 1993

No comments this time, just the tracklist. To listen, go here and click on the "play" icon next to the first song. The whole thing is very indie/alt rock.

1. Chokebore: Coat

2. Nirvana: Serve the Servants

3. Helmet & House of Pain: Just Another Victim

4. Frank Black: Two Spaces

5. Saint Etienne: You're in a Bad Way

6. Suede: So Young

7. The Breeders: Divine Hammer

8. Leatherface: Do the Right Thing

9. Smashing Pumpkins: Today

10. Ramones: My Back Pages

21/06/09

Adjectives

Attention, linguists! I've come across many a webpage that professes to present the "random musings" (or "thoughts") of a person, yet all of those thoughts appear to be strikingly nonrandom. In fact, all of them seem to be choice musings. The same applies to these "[number] random facts about me" "memes" that make their way around blogs and facebook pages. In other words, it seems "random" is currently in the process of becoming an auto-antonym.

***

A common piece of advice for people who want to write well is to use as few adjectives and adverbs as possible. Now consider the following passage from A.S. Byatt's Possession (pp. 284-85; emphasis in original):
In the morning, washing, he found traces of blood on his thighs. He had thought, the ultimate things, she did not know, and here was ancient proof. He stood, sponge in hand, and puzzled over her. Such delicate skills, such informed desire, and yet a virgin.
Informed desire. What a perfect word in a perfect place. The likes of Strunk and White would probably have told Mrs. Byatt to strike it out!

Sure, it is easier to clutter up texts with adjectives than with nouns or verbs as you can always throw in an infinite amount, but a wholesale condemnation of them seems misguided in a world in which objects have qualities. Adjectives are not the trans fats of language.

My advice on writing well is not to take any from people who advise against using entire parts of speech.

20/06/09

Typecast

As very regular readers of this blog already know, I watched Magnolia last night. In case you haven't seen it, it should be said it's a masterpiece, and if you care about mid-to-high brow films or, for that matter, people and emotions at all, you should make it a priority to watch it soon.

The most impressive actor in a strong cast is Tom Cruise as Frank Mackey, "author of Seduce and Destroy, a self-help system for men to 'tame' women" (Wikipedia), who preaches the mantra "Respect the Cock" to his following. You wouldn't normally read a good word about Cruise on this blog because I can't stand the man. But that is the point. When Mackey dodges an interviewer's question about his not-so-cool childhood by digressing into his usual PR phrases, it seems like a satire of a typical Cruise interview. The role fits Cruise like a glove and he delivers a truly memorable performance.

This reminds me of Hugh Grant as Daniel Cleaver in the first Bridget Jones movie (which is actually pretty good). Can't stand Grant's guts, and that's why he's ideal as the superficial, dishonest braggard Cleaver.

It's not just actors I dislike playing characters that are disagreeable; Mackey and Cleaver are dislikable in ways that are taylor-made for Cruise and Grant. And it seems I enjoy that more than actors I like in either likable or dislikable roles. Which, in turn, may not express something all that likable about my own character.

Now all I have to do is to think of a proper role for Julia Roberts.

19/06/09

Academia Quote of the Day

Wikipedia informs us:

Kremlin is a board game parody of Soviet government.

[...]

Each player controls a number of "politician cards" depicting caricatures of Soviet politicians. These are arranged in a pyramid on the game board, representing a hierarchy of power. Players promote, demote and exile these politicians in order to maneuver their own politicians to the top of the pyramid. Each turn, the Party Chief "waves" from the rostrum during a parade in Red Square. If a player's politician waves three years (non-consecutive), that player wins. Additionally, politicians age and each year there is a chance they will die. If no player is able to wave three times, the player with the highest ranking politician wins at the end of the health phase of the 11th turn.

Tyler Cowen reports:

Yesterday I tried to play Kremlin with [colleagues] but I had to give up after thirty minutes. My head hurt and I was not motivated to impose interesting structure on the game as a life activity. I'm still looking for a simple model of my failure. One hypothesis is that anyone who deals with university administration, as I sometimes do, will have no marginal taste for playing Kremlin.

Have a great weekend, everybody! I'll watch Magnolia now. Haven't seen it since it hit the big screen and am pretty excited. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

17/06/09

Around the Blogs, Vol. 20: Sociology, Broadly Conceived

1. Why do high-IQ people get laid less often?

2. "'The teenager' as a distinct category of person is of very recent vintage, yet teen values and teen experience have become central to our culture. . ."

3.
"Are Low-Skilled Americans the Master Race?"

4. Why is The Medium Is the Massage called The Medium Is the Massage?

Do German Politicians Read the CoR?

It seems unlikely, but then you never know: I recently wondered why no country I had heard of limited the legal amount of alcohol in beverages to a certain percentage - say, 15. (Commenter pj suggested this may be the case in some US counties.) Now the German land* of Baden-Württemberg has done - well, not exactly that, but something the stated objective of which is to reduce the negative externalities of alcohol consumption. On Monday parliament passed a law banning the sale of alcohol after 10 p.m. outside of pubs and restaurants. It is not quite clear to me when this law will be in effect, but some cities, such as Heidelberg, are thinking about putting it into effect early - within the next few weeks. The main objective is to curb "excessive drinking by children and youths", according to an article in Süddeutsche Zeitung.** Or is that excessive public drinking? Says Heidelberg's green mayor about the public drinkers (quoted in the same article and translated in a nonexeggerating way by me):
They drink themselves legless and then they soak people's doorsteps in piss and vomit.
Interesting. I'd really like to study the effects of this ban (always being remindful of our old enemies reversion to the mean and self-selection), but I think the Comprehensive German Piss and Vomit Database has yet to appear. Longitudinal numbers about alcohol poisoning by land may be available, though. If there's no follow-up post within the next two years or so, drop me a reminder.

As a sidenote, I wouldn't be too surprised if we see a few delegations of English politicians travelling to Baden-Württemberg in the near future. (Update: Or maybe not. See comments.)

*Often translated as "state", presumably as a sort-of-analogy to the US states. It should be noted, however, that the German "states" have much less power than their American counterparts. Not that that's really relevant in the context of this post. Put it in you general knowledge folder.

**Not online, but for my skeptical readers, here's a proper citation: Bernd Dörries: "Sperrstunde an der Tankstelle: Baden-Württemberg verbietet Alkoholverkauf in der Nacht", Süddeutsche Zeitung, 16 June 2009, p. 1. Can you feel your confidence increasing?

14/06/09

Très Français!

From the Times:

Reality television faces a bleak future in France after contestants who spent 12 days flirting with the opposite sex on a sun-drenched island won the right to be treated as salaried workers.

In a ground-breaking ruling, the supreme court in France awarded three contestants on the French version of the programme Temptation Island compensation of about €11,000 (£9,500) each. The judges ruled that the trio were entitled to full employment contracts — including overtime, holidays and even damages for wrongful dismissal upon elimination from the show.

[...]

The case was brought by Anthony Brocheton, Marie Adamiak and Arno Laize, who said that their participation in l’Ile de la Tentation amounted to a job in terms of French labour laws, which stipulate that no one can be made to work more than 35 hours a week. The programme involves scantily clad men and women testing the faithfulness of competing couples with massages, dances and beach walks on an island off Tulum on the Mexican coast.
And now it gets weird:

It backed a decision by a lower tribunal to award the three contestants €8,176 each in overtime, on the grounds that they had worked for 24 hours a day.

Glem, the French group that makes Temptation Island for the private TF1 channel, was also ordered to pay the contestants €817 for not being given a holiday [...]
The judges did have a point, though:
The supreme court upheld the lower tribunal judgment, which said: “Tempting a person of the opposite sex requires concentration and attention.”
And don't forget about the upside:
Maître Damien Celice, a lawyer for TF1, had warned the supreme court during the hearing that “there would be no more reality TV in France” if the contestants were given work contracts.
I wonder what Michael Moore would say.

(Pointer)

13/06/09

Was Hitler a Leftie?

That's certainly not the impression you get when you read Mein Kampf, but you could be forgiven for thinking so when reading some of the libertarian prose I have come across in the last few months. David Henderson, for example, approvingly quotes an article by Llewellyn Rockwell which points out similarities between Nazi economic policy and Keynesianism (both were interventionist). Henderson does not forget to add that Hitler's economics and his murderous policies can be separated only in theory (using an argument which is too ridiculous for me to comment on). The bottom line is that Hitler was part of the left. A smear job, basically.

Now Troy Camplin gives us this:
Naturally, the Left in this country is blaming conservatives for the attack this week on the Holocaust Museum. But there is a problem with this. The man who did it is a racist and, more, a Nazi. Now, racism is a kind of collectivism. And Nazis are National Socialists, and socialism is also a form of collectivism. The distinguishing feature of the Left is their collectivism -- in particular, they are socialists. So really, we should be blaming the far Left for the attack on the Holocaust Museum, as fascism is the natural result of socialism, and racism is a form of collectivism. The Right? Well, American conservatives really aren't on the Right. At least, not fully so. Economically, at least, many are classical liberals (too many are Keynesians, which pushes them toward the "center"). The Right were histprically [sic] royalists, and there aren't many of them in the U.S. Except on the Left, that is. So let us be honest and truthful about this incident: it was an attack perpetuated by someone on the racist far Left. That IS the definition of a Nazi, after all.
There are royalists on the left in the U.S.? That's new to me, but that's not my point.

My point is: This is ridiculous given that the Nazis are the very definition of the extreme right. If I may quote myself commenting elsewhere: "Anyone arguing that fascism isn't 'really' on the right hand side of the political spectrum might as well argue that girls are actually male." On the other hand, it doesn't seem quite as ridiculous when you think about it: Hitler's economic policies were interventionist, his party was called Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei ("National Socialist German Workers Party").

A graph from Wikipedia comes in handy to clear up the confusion. Naturally, it simplifies messy real-world politics, but not as much as the two-dimensional alternative.* It should look familiar to libertarians as it is ascribed to David Nolan, co-founder of the USA's Libertarian Party:


The argument I described above is that because Hitler's policies were low on the economic freedom dimension, he be considered part of the left. But that's not in line with the logic of the Nolan chart. I guess we can all agree that putting people into concentration camps for being homosexuals (to name only one example) gives you low points on the personal freedom scale, so he belongs into the "(Totalitarian) Populist" corner, which sounds about right correct to me.

Does that mean that it's equally incorrect to see Hitler as a right-winger? Well, all of this is ultimately a question of definitions, which can't be right or wrong, but here's what occured to me when thinking about the post quoted above: When nonlibertarian noneconomists talk, they almost always place people or parties on the left-right spectrum according to where those people or parties fall on the personal freedom dimension. That's not better or worse than using the economic freedom dimension, but that's the common usage.** Everybody is fully allowed to depart from it, but then you might as well call girls male.***

And that's why it makes sense to see both conservatives and Nazis as right-of-centre (or at least right-of-the-left): Conservatives want homosexuality or at least gay marriage to be illegal, Nazis went further and put them into concentration camps. Royalism, I think has nothing to do with it.

There are a lot of good arguments against restrictions of economic freedom. Mentioning Hitler isn't one of them.

P.S.: I didn't go into the "kinds of collectivism" part of the quoted argument. Applying that kind of logic, it would be easy to show that Chelsea F.C. are actually a baseball club.

*As a sidenote, the graph nicely illustrates why any anarchist doctrine other than anarcho-capitalism is incoherent.

**You might want to argue that economic freedom is just another kind of personal freedom, but that's just not how the word is used.

***I don't usually lecture native speakers on the common usage of English terms, but given that since I've become an internet user I have been more exposed to English-language than German language media, I am saying this with some confidence.

12/06/09

Ten Great Songs from 1992

1. The The: True Happiness This Way Lies Everybody's always talking about the first two albums, but let's not forget that The The's fourth, Dusk, is also great. Here's the devastating opener.

2. Throwing Muses: Pearl On the contrary, Throwing Muses' Red Heaven, which this one is taken from, is not worth buying.

3. Suede: Metal Mickey The most underused ability pretty much all humans have is handclapping. Seriously! There's not enough of it in the world! To promote handclapping, I give you "Metal Mickey", an ideal song to clap along to.

4. Beastie Boys: Finger Lickin' Good Indeed.

5. Lou Reed: Harry's Circumcision Most of the rest of Lou Reed's very good album Magic and Loss is about death, so this is actually the feel-good track on it.

6. Sonic Youth: Wish Fulfillment More music should be like this.

7. Suzanne Vega: In Liverpool The memorable track from the underwhelming 99.9F.

8. Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy Happy: Lied für dich Sounds as though the composer had to pay for every different note used in the melody. Great lyrics!

9. Sebadoh: Brand New Love Could be even better if the silent bits were more silent and the loud ones louder. Someone should do a remix.

10. R.E.M.: Find the River To talk some more about albums, R.E.M.'s Automatic for the People has lots of tracks in the same league as this one.

Summary: Not the greatest collection of songs you'll find in this series; was it an album year?

As usual, the player below will fade some songs out prematurely. To avoid this, go to the list's homepage and click on the "play" sign next to the first song.

10/06/09

Around the Blogs, Vol. 19, Psychology/Neurology Edition

1. Tricking yourself into working: The Not Fade Away technique

2. If I am reading this correctly, and I'm not sure I am, there is no good evidence of the famous mirror neurons in human brains whatsoever.

3. Trying to simulate déjà vu in the lab

09/06/09

The Integrated Theory of Journalism, Villains and Intention Bias

John Althouse Cohen complains about mainstream journalists' coverage of Supreme Court decisions:
the media will report the latest Supreme Court decision as if the case affected only the parties in that case. In reality, those parties are relatively insignificant; the broader legal principles are more important. The media seems to think that the latter are too abstract, hypothetical, or academic to be worth reporting.
Andy McKenzie observes:
The biggest divergence between narratives and reality, in my view, is the primacy of villains. There is a tendency to blame someone--the greedy investment bankers!, the predatory subprime creditors!, etc.--but almost always these fall apart upon closer analysis.
I earlier submitted the idea that humans exhibit what I call "intention bias":
What I'm thinking of is that persons' judgments of an outcome are coloured by their judgments of people's intentions that led to that outcome. I believe distrust of market solutions has a lot to do with that.
The media who think that broad legal principles - as well as other impersonal, invisible forces - are too abstract are correct. If many people lose their homes, surely there must be bad people to blame? We all know intentions and outcomes are closely coupled, right?

I believe human reasoning exhibits the above weaknesses because human psyches evolved in social environments - namely small groups - in which those cognitive tendencies were no weaknesses, but rather led you to the right answers almost all of the time. Don't blame the journalists - blame the abstract process that is evolution.

08/06/09

The Fundamental Contradiction of Anarchism

It seems obvious that anarchy in the sense of the absence of governmental authority must lead to the dominance of the strong over the weak. This result, it seems, can only be averted if the existence of an anarchist system quickly leads humans to lose their desire for getting their way at the expense of other people's interests. However, this seems especially unlikely if your view of capitalists, policemen, soldiers and the like is that they not only represent a bad system, but are utterly bad people.

Either I'm wrong or people are too stupid to realize this or they're just looking for convenient excuses to set cars on fire.

(HT to Christian for his side of a short exchange on this issue. Which bothers him. Which isn't surprising given that he lives in Berlin.)

07/06/09

Mill = Nirvana, Nietzsche = Sex Pistols, etc.

God! How can Mill stand in the top 10 and not Nietzsche, Spinoza or Husserl?
Lesson just learned: When you publish a ranking of philosophers on the web, you get the same kinds of comments you get when you publish a ranking of rock bands or some such thing.

(Pointer)

Quick Prediction

As you may know, European elections are held in Germany today (as well as in many other nations). But if you don't, you could be forgiven - even if you spent the last four weeks in Germany. Based on this and the fact that at my local polling station, 15 (fifteen) people had voted between ten and eleven o'clock (despite the decent weather), I'm willing to make a prediction - or rather, two versions of the same prediction:

Weak claim: Today's elections will set a new record low in participation.

Strong claim: Participation will be below 40%.

Just to clarify: I actually think the strong claim is true. Results tonight.

Update 19:54: According to the most recent estimates I've seen, the weak claim seems to be correct, the strong claim wrong.

Update 09-06-09: Wrong on both counts. See second comment, though.

The Wrong Stuff

A New Scientiest piece on a recent theory of suicide (my emphasis):
In essence, [psychologist Thomas] Joiner proposed that people who kill themselves must meet two sets of conditions on top of feeling depressed and hopeless. First, they must have a serious desire to die. This usually comes about when people feel they are an intolerable burden on others, while also feeling isolated from people who might provide a sense of belonging.

Second, and most important, people who succeed in killing themselves must be capable of doing the deed. This may sound obvious, but until Joiner pointed it out, no one had tried to figure out why some people are able to go through with it when most are not. No matter how seriously you want to die, Joiner says, it is not an easy thing to do. The self-preservation instinct is too strong.

There are two ways people who want to die develop the ability to override the self-preservation instinct, Joiner argues. One is by working up to it. In many cases a first suicide attempt is tentative, with shallow cuts or a mild overdose. It is only after multiple attempts that the actions are fatal.

The other is to become accustomed to painful or scary experiences. Soldiers and police who have been shot at or seen their colleagues injured or killed are known to become inured to the idea of their own death. Both groups also have a higher-than-normal suicide rate. Similarly, doctors and surgeons who witness pain, injury and death are more likely to be able to contemplate it for themselves - the suicide rate for doctors is significantly higher than for the general population. Joiner describes this as a "steeliness" in the face of things that would intimidate most people.
If correct, this supports my view on the conclusions we can and can't draw about the utility of life from the fact that most people don't kill themselves. Clever me, eh?

06/06/09

The English Tradition of Teaching

From A.S. Byatt's Possession, which I'm about 70 pages into and think I really like (p. 26 in my edition):
Blackadder [...] noticed and corrected a phletora of errors, accompanying this correction with a steady series of disparaging comments on the declining standards of English education. In his day, he said, students were grounded in spelling and had learned poetry and the Bible by Heart. [...] But in the best English tradition he did not consider it his business to equip his deficient students with tools they had not got. They must muddle through in a fog of grumble and contempt.
Don't know whether this attitude is particularly common in England, but anyway, this is remindful of the madness that is the method by which universities choose their teachers. Imagine car dealerships selecting their sales personnel on the basis of how good applicants are at accounting and you get a rough idea.

05/06/09

Ten Great Songs from 1991

What? No Nirvana?

This Mortal Coil: Late Night This is the kind of thing that's sometimes called "deceptively simple", but what's that to mean anyway? Simple in a deceiving way? I guess what people often mean is that something is only seemingly simple, as in "Merton's anomie theory looks simple at first, but is actually pretty complicated". (And that's a fair point.) Maybe even more often people use it when they want to articulate that something, albeit simple, is cultured enough for their refined tastes. But what's wrong with simple? "Tutti Frutti" was simple, and so is this song, which doesn't sound like Little Richard at all.

Dinosaur jr.: How'd You Pin That One on Me? "Their songs explode," said Thurston Moore. He was right, too.

Matthew Sweet: I've Been Waiting On the same (very good) album (called Girlfriend) was a song called "Winona", which was generally understood to be called that because of Winona Ryder. That's because it was generally understood that Matthew Sweet had a crush on her. And then Sould Asylum, whose lead singer (name escapes me right now) was Winona Ryder's boyfriend at the time, booked Matthew Sweet as a supporting act for their tour. I would like to have been there.

Pixies: Letter to Memphis Once read a review of a Pixies best of album the first sentence of which went something like, "Let's get this straight right away: There were the Beatles and then there were the Sex Pistols and then there were the Pixies." At least the Sex Pistols should be blushing, I think.

Throwing Muses: Not Too Soon Some works of art aren't just great, they also make you me think that the people responsible are genuinely nice. This is one of them.

Sting: Mad about You Yeah, I know, after the great music revolution people who like Sting will be first against the wall. Well, fuck you.

Massive Attack: Unfinished Sympathy It's not trip-hop. It's not soul. It's "Unfinished Sympathy". A stand-alone song, really.

U2: Ultra Violet Strange Relationship: U2 and Me is not the title of my upcoming book, but a good summary of this: I actively dislike most of U2's pre-1990 stuff, think their 1991 Achtung Baby is one of the great albums in the history of pop, really like their follow-up Zooropa and am bored by everything that followed. "One" is an even better song from the album, but you've all heard it more than once, so here's the not-quite-as-brilliant-but-quite-brilliant "Ultra Violet".

Elvis Costello: Couldn't Call It Unexpected No.4 It's a waltz and it's really good and I have no more to say.

John Cale: Hallelujah Leonard Cohen's own version of this great composition of his is rather poor, so many people recommend the Jeff Buckley one instead. Buckley's version is very good, but John Cale's is one of the great, say, 100 recordings in the history of pop music. Dignity!

Summary: 1991 was a very good year for music.

If you use the player below, some songs are going to be faded out after 30 seconds. To avoid this problem, go here and click on the "play" icon next to the first song to start the playlist.

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03/06/09

I Bet Somebody Else Thought of This before

You know how to postmodernists everything is text? Marriages? Text! Politics? Text! Physics? Text! And after having decided that all of the above is text, postmodernists then perform readings of marriages, politics, etc.

The idea that everything is text is, frankly, bonkers. Now, you might say that that's a pretty good one-word description of postmodernism, but I actually think declaring that everything is text is a pretty clever move. After all, if physics is text, then a Ph.D. in french literature makes you perfectly qualified to have strong opinions on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. And "uncertainty principle" sounds really postmodern, too!

Related link: Just in case there are readers who have never heard of it, here's Wikipedia on the Sokal affair, with lots of further links.

Otter, Schmetterlinge

[B]eim Anblick, wie sich Marcus unter der Dusche den Baustaub abwusch und ihm die dunkle Behaarung im Wasser wie ein Otterpelz am Körper klebte, hatte sie immer noch Schmetterlinge im Bauch.
Simon Becketts Die Chemie des Todes sollte besser sehr bald sehr spannend werden, sonst müssen wir getrennte Wege gehen.

01/06/09

Funny Mail

Contains adult language and stupidity

Yes, I had been wondering why my comment at a certain blog had not been published. The answer's in the mailbox. I reproduce the anonymized mail in full (emphases mine):
Hi, LemmusLemmus.

Your [blog name] comment, quoted below, has been rejected for publication on [blog name].
It would be stylistically a little more elegant if she used the blog name once in that sentence, but never mind.
The youtube video you have tried to embed uses inappropriate language, including the word "fucking."
I didn't try to embed it, I tried to link to it. I've checked the video. It does use that word. Repeatedly. If that kind of thing is against your policy, you should be a little more explicit about it in your comments policy. Just saying that comments should be "brief, polite, and to the point" may be a little too unspecific.
Your comment also uses the word "faggot" in reference to gays or homosexuals.
That's because I couldn't make my mind up. Does it refer to gays or homosexuals?
It is not sufficient for you to suggest that your being allowed to use this word is okay when other people's uses of this word are not.
I think what she means by that last sentences is the following: In my comment I criticized people for thinking of gay people as "faggots" (although that wasn't the main point). And I think she's saying that it's not o.k. for me to use that word even if I use it to criticize its use by others. Or maybe especially because I criticize others for using it. What do native speakers think? I'd really like to hear from you about this one.
Your comment has nothing to do with the [blog name] thread, "[post name]." That thread is about taxation and efficiency.
Here things are starting to get weird. That post does talk about taxation and efficiency, but mainly to make a more general point about moral reasoning - namely, whether you should start from specific cases and develop general principles on that basis or should judge specific cases based on general principles (in which case you are sometimes going to arrive at results which go against common moral intuitions). With which my comment has a lot to do.

And now she goes into full headmaster mode:
LemmusLemmus, I don't know what you were thinking to submit this comment. You have been a valued and longstanding commenter on [blog name]. Your submitting this crude and irrelevant comment makes us distrust your comments generally. Your future comments will now be set to Moderate mode.

Regards,

[name, etc.]
Not just "moderate mode". No, it's "Moderate mode" with a capital "M"!

I think it's o.k. for blogs to have implicit comments policies which do not allow linking to videos that contain the word "fucking", but this is truly bizarre.

And now, because you've all been waiting for it, and to preserve it for future generations, The Scandalous Unpublished Lemmus Comment (which she kindly provided with her mail):
I have no problem with starting from specific cases and genaralizing from there. In fact, I guess that's how most grand theories on morals were constructed. But you'll have to come up with first principles at some point. Otherwise you're down there with Tom, Dick and Harry who oppose gay marriage because . . . well . . . they're faggots!
What was I thinking?

How to Use Best Lists or: What's the Business about That Test of Time Thing?

I like to think of the history of art consumption as having three stages. First came the age of originals. If you wanted to see painting X, you had to be where painting X was. Then came the age of mechanical reproduction (to use someone else's term): You could go out and buy books that had reproductions of painting X in them. Not quite the same thing, but close. Third came the internet age. Now you don't have to go out and buy a book, but you can sit at home and look at painting X for free. Due to the suppliers' low cost of making the reproduction available and easy accessibility for the consumer, we live in an age of unprecedented access to works of art. And never mind if you think that all modern art is crap: "it's stocks of culture that matter, not flows".

This is an unusual situation. With respect to most choices, the problem is scarcity. If you have internet access and want to know which paintings to look at or which songs to listen to, the problem is abundance. In such a situation, the challenge becomes to close down possibilities and concentrate on the best.

That's where best lists come in. Writes Tyler Cowen (quoted here):
We must ignore the carping of the sophisticates. Well-educated critics may claim that pictures cannot be ranked, value is multidimensional or subjective, or that such talk represent a totalizing, colonizing, possessive, postcapitalist, hegemonic Western imperalist approach. All of those missives are beside the point. When it comes to the arts, dealing with the scarcity of our attention is more important than anything
The all-important question in this respect is how well the taste of the people who created the lists conforms to yours. This isn't too hard to tell, really. You can look at the stuff on the list which you already know - if I encountered a list of the greatest songs of the sixties lead by the Herman's Hermits, I wouldn't put too much trust in it. If you don't know any of the stuff on the list, either it's not for you or you're venturing out into a field you know next to nothing about, in which case you need to take a few chances.

Even if you've come to a decision on which lists to use, you're still facing a choice: Do you want to try all of the stuff on the list? Really? You want to give all of the 1000 most critically acclaimed films of all time a shot? Probably not. A simple heuristic here is to start from the top and see how far down the ranks you feel like going. Another heuristic is to concentrate on the new stuff.

That's the opposite of what we've been told. Time and again, we hear that to be considered truly great, a work of art must have "stood the test of time", so you should concentrate on "the classics". That's crap advice.

Let's try to explicate the "test of time" logic. The argument somehow seems to be that if a work of art is still considered very good today after having been around for fifty years, this somehow makes it better than a work of art than the one which is considered very good today but has been around for five years only. Which is self-contradictory. Sure, some works of art age better than others, but whether OK Computer will still be considered a great album decades from now is irrelevant for you because you're living today.

So far this sounds like an argument for not paying attention to age at all, but I want to argue that you should prefer the more recent stuff from a given list. Reasons:

1. The people who come up with these lists know previous lists, which have some age. A contributor to a list simply may forget to put a recent song on his list of The 1000 Songs You Must Listen to before You Die; he won't forget about "What's Going on" or "Maybelline".

2. Previous lists may also exert a subtle psychological influence so that our critic will rate a certain song somewhat higher than he otherwise would have if it's been on many lists.

3. The existence of previous lists and more informal versions of "a canon" focuses the attention of experts who, let's face it, don't nearly know everything that's relevant, while they tend to know quite a lot of the noteworthy recent stuff. How many music critics know (say) 70% of Chuck Berry's output from the first ten years of his carreer? Very few, I think. How many of them know 70% of Radiohead's output from the first ten years of their carreer? Quite a few, I think. This is relevant because the votes of the people who like Chuck Berry will be concentrated on a few songs, while the Radiohead votes will be dispersed.

4. Some experts will overrate old stuff due to respect for the "test of time" heuristic.

5. Some lists which look like "best" lists are actually "important" lists (e.g., the AFI 100). But even if they're not explicitly "important" lists, the importance of something will creep into the valuation of the work of art by many critics. Unless you get utility from knowing that the song you're listening to was the first UK top ten hit which had a sitar on it, that's irrelevant for you.

6. A related thought, which hinges on the assumption that the average critic is older than the typical consumer: Even lists which are "best" (not "important") lists are conspiciously full of breakthrough works like Sgt. Pepper's. People who listened to Sgt. Pepper's when it came out 42 years ago today must have been blown away because it used production techniques that had never been used before. The argument has been made that Brian Wilson would be fine today if he hadn't listened to that album. I, on the other hand, started listening to music seriously in the 80s, when all of the stuff that was revolutionary in the late 1960s had become common, and hence unimpressive. No wonder I don't rate Sgt. Pepper's as highly as someone who first listened to it with 1967 ears.

Or are you really trying to tell me "Maybelline" is a better song than "Paranoid Android"?

A few ideas to wrap things up:

1. Don't put too much faith in people's recommendations just because you like them. The people, I mean.

2. Rather, trust the aggregated taste of people who like stuff you like. Gnod is a useful online tool for this.

3. Don't be a completist! The Beatles are one of the greatest ever bands, but that doesn't mean you need to know "Piggies" or "What Goes on". And those aren't even their worst songs.

4. Don't be a completist! Just because you started a book, film or even song, there is no obligation to finish it. Time you spend with book A is time you don't spend with book B.

5. Enjoy!