Lately I have involuntarily been in the vicinity of someone we'll call Person for nonnegligible portions of the day. To give you an impression of what a close encounter of the third kind with Person is like:
put earplugs in my ears and listen to hip hop even before I have open my eyesevenbefore every morning I likehip hop ooooo I'm sobored boooring look at the weatherreallygood innit I watched TVlast night there was this bloke he showed his muscles oooo he was so sexy oh was he sexy ever heard of Ecofresh haveyou no ooooh I'm sobored doyoulike Germany's Next Top Model do you no I like hiphopYesterday I noticed that my toilet tank is constantly running again.
Coincidence?
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