I've been looking forward to this match all week but now my wife has been selfish enough to go into labour tonight, thus presenting a problem regards watching the match as the birth of my child rapidly approaches. Thankfully we are having a home birth which means I have access to tv, computer etc - but do you think it would be bad form to have the match on TV while she is in the birthing pool?How dare you call your wife "selfish" for going into labour when (I presume) it was you who mindlessly inseminated her approximately nine months before the footie season climaxes to a close. Eeeeejit!
P.S.: Really crap name for a band, or indeed anything: Selfish Shellfish. Just sayin'.
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